Skip Bayless, one of the "analysts" on ESPN's Cold Pizza/First Take (or whatever they're calling it now), is the biggest idiot I've ever had the misfortune of listening to. I purposely don't watch that show because of this jackass. Every now and then I'll be passing the station and he's always on saying something stupid.
He spent 5 minutes this morning defending the Yankees and trying to convince us that they still have a chance because of the Wild Card. How can you possibly think that the Yanks - who are 3 games shy of .500 - will beat out Cleveland, Minnesota, and Detroit in the Central or Anaheim and Oakland in the West for the Wild Card. There is no way that the Yankees take the Wild Card from one of those teams.
His defense of the Yankees is based on one solid outing from Andy Pettite, a good game for Derek "I Love Men" Jeter, and the expectations of Roger Clemens return. Clemens didn't look particularly good yesterday against a minor league team. Bayless' excuse for this was "he wasn't trying against them". Yeah right. One of the few things I like about Roger Clemens is that he's a fighter. Clemens would fight his wife for the last piece of toast. He's not the kind of guy that's going to go easy on Minor Leaguers. He might have held back a little so he doesn't get hurt, but trust me, Roger Clemens wanted to win that game.
Basically, what it boils down to is this: Skip Bayless is a douche. He's a Yankee Loving Douche. 'Nuff Said.
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How 'bout them Yankees, sucka.
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